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Joke: Saddam Hussein did have his 66^th birthday party the other day. He got a gigantic cake and three women popped out of it! ....................the Dixie Chicks!
Or as they have come to be known…..the French Hens!

Weekend At Uday's:

Subject: Colin Powell
SECRETARY of STATE Colin Powell was recently approached by an Iraqi newspaper reporter and accusingly asked, "Isn't it true that only 13 percent of young Americans can locate Iraq on a map?" Secretary Powell stopped, turned, and stated "Yes, it's true. But, unfortunately for you, all 13 percent are United States Marines!"

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Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . my distant cousin who is French? Signed, Worried About My Reputation (Sent by Gabriela 5/3/03)

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